Eugene Hsu

EUGENE'S RIDICULOUS HOME PAGE!!!

HELLO! MY NAME IS EUGENE!
I AM A PHD STUDENT AT MIT CSAIL!!!
THIS IS ME AT MY BUILDING!

I AM ACTUALLY A DEADLY ROBOT
SENT FROM THE YEAR 2748
TO KILL YOU!!

I LIKE ORANGE-COLORED BEVERAGES,
SUCH AS ... THAI ICED TEA, ORANGINA,
BUBBLE TEA, ORANGE JUICE, TANG,
CARROT JUICE *

* I ACTUALLY HATE CARROT JUICE

DEAR RANDOM PERSON WHO
LEFT THIS MESSAGE ON MY VOICEMAIL,
THANKS FOR THE NICE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M RUNNING LOW ON
MY AMAZINGNESS JUICE TODAY, SO
ALL I CAN DO IS DRAW A PICTURE OF
ME BEING AMAZED BY YOUR MESSAGE!!!
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A RED PHONE.
IT'S ACTUALLY GRAY!

I AM PRACTICALLY INVINCIBLE!
BUT I CAN STILL DIE
OF A BROKEN HEART.

Celebrity Gossip: Uncensored Celebs

CONTACT INFORMATION!!!
Eugene Hsu,
32 Vassar St 32-D530,
Cambridge, MA 02139,
617-253-8871,
[see image for email address]

© 2008 Eugene Hsu