EUGENE'S RIDICULOUS HOME PAGE!!!
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I AM (NOT) LOOKING FOR A JOB (ANYMORE)!!!!!!!!!
(BUT STILL) CLICK HERE TO SEE MY AWESOME CV(!!!!!!!!!!!!)!!
CLICK HERE FOR MY SIGGRAPH 08 PAPER!!!
[Light Mixture Estimation for Spatially Varying White Balance]
CLICK HERE FOR MY SCA 2007 PAPER!!!
[Guided Time Warping for Motion Editing]
CLICK HERE FOR MY SIGGRAPH 05 PAPER!!!
[Style Translation for Human Motion]
CLICK HERE FOR MY SCA 2004 PAPER!!!
[Example-Based Control of Human Motion]
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HELLO! MY NAME IS EUGENE!
I AM A PHD STUDENT AT MIT CSAIL!!!
THIS IS ME AT MY BUILDING! MIT CSAIL STATA CENTER
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I DO COMPUTER ANIMATION RESEARCH!!
IT IS COOOOOOOOL!
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF HOODIES
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I LIKE TAKING PICTURES!
(BECAUSE I AM ARTSY)
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I AM ACTUALLY A DEADLY ROBOT
SENT FROM THE YEAR 2748
TO KILL YOU!!
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I LIKE ORANGE-COLORED BEVERAGES,
SUCH AS ... THAI ICED TEA, ORANGINA,
BUBBLE TEA, ORANGE JUICE, TANG,
CARROT JUICE *

* I ACTUALLY HATE CARROT JUICE
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DEAR RANDOM PERSON WHO
LEFT THIS MESSAGE ON MY VOICEMAIL,
THANKS FOR THE NICE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M RUNNING LOW ON
MY AMAZINGNESS JUICE TODAY, SO
ALL I CAN DO IS DRAW A PICTURE OF
ME BEING AMAZED BY YOUR MESSAGE!!!
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A RED PHONE.
IT'S ACTUALLY GRAY!
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MY FRIEND GINA IS SUPER AWESOME
AND SMART AND FUNNY AND STUFF!!!
HOWEVER, HER WEBSITE US TACKY
AND VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!! 
CLICK HERE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS MY FRIEND PAUL
WITH HIS FAVORITE HAT AND
A CACTUS THAT HE AFFECTIONATELY
CALLS *MIGUEL*!  HE HAS
A VERY COMMON NAME SO I
AM LINKING TO HIM TO BUMP
UP HIS GOOGLE PAGERANK!!!
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MY FRIEND YEUHI IS SUCH
AN AWESOME SKIER!!!!!!!!!!
HE ONCE MADE IT DOWN THIS
REALLY STEEP BLACK (WITH LOTS
OF BUMPS AND STUFF) WITH TWO
BROKEN BINDINGS!!!  SOMEHOW
HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO SKI
WITH ONLY HIS TOES
ATTACHED!!!!!!!!  HOPEFULLY
ONE DAY HE WILL HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY TO FIX HIS SKIS!!!
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I AM PRACTICALLY INVINCIBLE!
BUT I CAN STILL DIE
OF A BROKEN HEART.
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(PERHAPS) UNBELIEVABLY,
THIS WEB PAGE IS VALID
HTML 4.01 STRICT!!! AND IT
EVEN HAS PROPER ALT=STUFF
THINGS FOR WEB ACCESSIBILITY!!! Celebrity Gossip: Uncensored Celebs
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CONTACT INFORMATION!!!
Eugene Hsu,
32 Vassar St 32-D530,
Cambridge, MA 02139,
617-253-8871,
[see image for email address]
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© 2008 Eugene Hsu